My so called life…

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Wanderlust: A very strong desire and irresistible impulse or desire to travel the world” – I’m happy that I suffer from this!

“How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.” – Anais Nin

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Attention Women: Do We need To Take These Classes?

Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1 – Up in Winter, Down in Summer –
How to Adjust a Thermostat. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 – Which Takes More Energy Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or
Bitching about It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 – Is It Possible To Drive Past a Shopping Mall Without Stopping?
Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 – Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 – Curling Irons — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM

Class 6 – How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program. Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 – Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps
and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 – Health Watch — They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9- I Was Wrong and He Was Right! — Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10 – How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 – Learning to Live – How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 – How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Exercise is a way of life –


Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.

You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.